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In honor of today's "Day Without A Gay", I've decided to call myself straight for 24 hours.



Oh, don't get me wrong... I'm still going to have gay sex. In fact, I've got a date later tonight. But I'm going to have gex sex like a straight person: I'm going to drink a lot beforehand, and then keep saying how, "I've never done anything like this before!"

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And also add "I'm straight you know"

" ... but I'll bottom ... just for you."

;>)

LOL! (wait! That happened to me once!)

Oh, you live next to a Marine base too?

I lived in San Diego for 11 years ... *chuckling*

4'33" and straight sex...sounds just about right!

Did you remember to ask your trick if he is discreet? That's the first thing all the "straight" men around here ask.

"I've never done anything like this before!"... again
LOL

Yes Sir. Claim i've never sucked a dick before and then do it like a pro!

Edited at 2008-12-10 07:39 pm (UTC)

Don't forget, right after the sex you have to turn to your partner, act disgusted and yell out, "get away from me, you fucking faggot!".

"I've never done anything like this before!"

I used that line until about 29, when someone laughed in my face:) At a certain point, you can't get away with it.

Hrm, I've never used that line before...

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Is it okay? Definitely! You can always comment on my blog.

But since I'm not gay today, I get to hit on women rudely. "Hey... baby!"

That was just way too funny...

It's funny 'cause it's true...

In my early twenties several friends of mine used to joke that I had a stamp made that said "You're my first." I never said anything like "I've never done anything like this before" lol

I'd like to see a tattoo. Would be LOLworthy.

I've had a problem lately because I think I'm moving into saying I have intermediate experience in S&M. So, someone will tie me down and ask, "So, have you done needle play before?"

"Well yes Sir. But no Sir. i mean... i had two needles in each nipple once and then they were removed. And it was an interesting feeling. But now i see You rolling a mobile cart towards me with two huge boxes of various gauge needles and sharps containers and towels to catch the blood, and i have a feeling that i can properly say i have never done needles in the way that i fear i will experience in the next few minutes. Sir."

Oh I so get that, did you read my camp experience concerning needle play?

No, I didn't! I'll look for your post.

I'm a little annoyed in the BDSM community that the mechanics of a scene get a lot more attention and planning than the intent. You know better than me that a caning can be more gentle that clothespins, if done in a certain way. So, I hate the idea that fetishes are some sort of checklist where someone can tell me, "Oh, an interrogation scene! I've done that before!"

No you haven't boy. Not with *me*...

Yes, different things with different people and all the variables and such... Me and I think one of your playmates in San Jose have a mutual friend who is absolutely evil with clothespins.

Don't forget to ask if it's going to hurt.

John Cage "4'33"

HAHAHA!

Do you have that on MP3? Can you rip me a copy?

One of my favorite plays is by David Auburn called "Proof". It's about mathematicians. One of the characters is a musican, and writes a song called "i" that involved the band members just standing around. Because it's an imaginary number. Geddit? Geddit?

Near the end of the play, another character dies, and the band plays that song as a tribute. Everyone stood around in memoriam, and it was actualy quite touching.

Now why didn't I think about writing a song about "i" first? That's amazing!

I'll give you a live performance of 4'33" using a homemade glass harmonica if you like...

The John Cage piece was the music on my very first post here back in 2004, performed by me at the keyboard.

Dang, I missed your straight day! I hear that takin' it up the chute from a rubber thingy doesn't make you gay. Dan Savage said it, so it must be true.

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