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I just can't call it a "wifebeater". So, here is my contribution for "A-frame Undershirt" Wednesday:

Wife2

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And so much *of* them! {grin}


It should be a whole lot dirtier, stained, and torn.

Try some of that special "Gnome Fondler" solution in the lower belly area, for starters.


*heh* - my immediate response was "where are the pit stains?!" ;)

And I bet he can shoot further than just the lower belly if he really tries...!

I think semen smells kinda like bleach. Maybe it will whiten my shirts as well.

I just can't call it a "wifebeater".

Oh? When did you stop beating your wife?

[ducks]

Those have always turned me on. You sure got the right physique for it!

And so much *of* it! {grin}

The localloquialism (I just made that term up!) for those when I was a kid was, "guinea-t".

{sarcasm}Oh, like *that's* better{/sarcasm}

Edited at 2009-05-28 01:20 am (UTC)

Oh, I know! I had no idea what that meant, at the time... I was, like, 9!

I think I first heard that term from the lady who taught crafts at bible school!

The package called them, "athletic shirts", a clumsy name. Otherwise they were, "tank-tops", although, the straps were thinner, as I remember, and the neck and back scooped deeper.

See? I post a long well-researched post about an upcoming cigar event that needs publicity (Denver SmokeFest 2009 at http://mudcub.livejournal.com/115987.html).

That post gets one reply (one!) Meanwhile, I show some skin, and *this* post gets tons of hits! What is it WITH you guys? Is the internet for PORN or something?

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We've learned... um...

The internet is really, really great.. FOR PORN! (Sorry, mudcub.)

your shirt is missing beer stains and grease marks.

Best looking wife beater on a guy ever!

I'll bet that'll look great with your new fundoshi!

I so wanted to win that.

They are only $13 on the web site. You should get a pair!

I want to. I'm fat, though, so I may have to see if I can order one with an extender.

Maybe get a brown one so that the mud stains won't be so visible. :-)

My face needs to be in your pits...YUM!

That's funny! My friends and I called them IKE TURNERS!

nice... sexy pits, love it!

Edited at 2009-05-28 12:54 pm (UTC)

T-shirt hell calls them "boy beaters" for the girlie-cut ones.
I don't see why you can't appropriate the term. I have. I like it when boys get beat.

Pants are bit too clean and pressed and formal. Head the advice above: dirty that shit up, yo. Nice pits.

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