So, when I first came out as a gay man at the age of 23, I wanted to be a good boy and to “clean out” before my first play session with another guy. This was before the internet, but I owned a book that mentioned enemas. They also said that yogurt was good after the enema to replenish the internal flora that get washed away by the water.
However, I didn’t understand that the yogurt was supposed to be *eaten*.
Instead, I got on all fours and upended the Yoplait container into my butt. I forget what kind of yogurt it was, but I remember it had big pieces of fruit. When the top checked out my ass later in the evening, he almost passed out at the thick milky discharge that was coming out. True story… embarrassing.