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Fruit on the Bottom

So, when I first came out as a gay man at the age of 23, I wanted to be a good boy and to “clean out” before my first play session with another guy. This was before the internet, but I owned a book that mentioned enemas. They also said that yogurt was good after the enema to replenish the internal flora that get washed away by the water.

However, I didn’t understand that the yogurt was supposed to be *eaten*.

Instead, I got on all fours and upended the Yoplait container into my butt. I forget what kind of yogurt it was, but I remember it had big pieces of fruit. When the top checked out my ass later in the evening, he almost passed out at the thick milky discharge that was coming out. True story… embarrassing.

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Fruit on the bottom, indeed.

Sounds like you needed some tutelage in the area.

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but 'upended the Yoplait container into my butt'? Does not compute.

Yeah, I recall that after ripping the foil off the top, the container was, um, kind of large. If you know what I mean.

Pretty challenging for a novice bottom!

Hopefully your enemas have been more pleasant since :)

Hahahaah - nice! Check out this story for a funny (and true) recounting of a similar nature.

No, it's a true story. I never said I was a smart bear.


I think that falls into the Vegetable (and/or fruit) sex story mem.

That is too funny!

Yeah, yer meme made me think of this story - I don't think I've ever had the guts to share it before.

We are fucking dying here from laughing, please stop! - Bwahahahahahahaha

gave me a good afternoon laugh!

OMG you are such a FREAK, I think I love you, LOL

i think it's great that you were willing to share it. Before the internet, it wasn't exactly easy to find info about bodily functions or cleaning out.

Thank goodness you didn't cause an infection of some sort!

~ pug

great story! truly, a remarkable moment.

Here's a quote from one of your forefathers.

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Take this man to the yoghurt room and give him 15 gallons.
William Lightbody: Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt.
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody.

From the motion picture The Road to Wellville (1994)

I read this post this morning and it made me laugh out loud. It was a good way to start the day :) Hopefully you put the yogurt in the right end now :)

Well, at least it wasn't a thick milky discharge of a certain kind....

Yo gots to be clean befoe yo play.

I think there's an established fetish for that now. . .


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, giggle, snicker.

dogs are looking at me funny I just laughed so hard. Now I am hungry for yogurt. And what a GREAT way to serve it!!!

Mudcub Yogurt! It's sweeping the nation.

But, I suddenly have an idea for a video our company is making this weekend. I wonder if my lover would go for it? Yogurt could make it look like it's a nasty bareback scene. he he he.

Seriously, I have to go out for yogurt now. thanks.

this does make me wonder how you got it out...

but truly a great way to learn ;-) - and one more thing they never taught us in sex ed

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