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Here is a meme. I'm just hanging out tonight being mellow... but it's a good thing, since I'm still a little sick and should get a lot of rest for tomorrow.

Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
Post them here for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. Put it on, big boy. I won't look at your willy.gwen666 Brazil
2. For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women," or rather woman, or rather Alfredzevinboots Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
3. If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.celtcub Heathers
4. It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.karusf Risky Business
5. Oh, good Mistress Pansy, I could not have ridden faster! Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham!ultramundanecom Time Bandits
6. I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?moth_wingthane War Games
7.. I was not angry since I came to France, until this instant!themacbear Henry V
8. Don't talk nonsense, man! I peed my kilt the first time I went into battle!arcane_nitehawk Highlander
9. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling somethingarcane_nitehawk The Princess Bride
10. Why do all the best things in life belong to the past? mudcub Funny Bones
11. Look at me, Lord. I was better off in the dungeons of Aquila. My cellmate was insane, and a murderer... but HE respected me!eric_mathgeek Ladyhawke
12. Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day.themacbear Real Genius
13. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?jpeace Fight Club
14. Good shit, huh? It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.moth_wingthane The Matrix
15. You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.celtcub Memento

Not to give it away, but here are some more readily known quotes from the above movies:

3. Our love is God, let's go get a Slushieceltcub Heathers
5. "Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence." "Oh, you say such nice things, Master. "ultramundanecom Time Bandits
7. We would not seek a battle as we are, yet as we are, we say we will not shun it.themacbear Henry V
10. This one is best served by an amazing movie clip (giveaway)

So many more great quotes available from those last two remaining unidentified movies:

3. Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.celtcub heathers
5. Wally: Lads! Here's to stinking rich!
All: Yeah!
Fidgit: And to Kevin.
All: Yeah, Kevin!
Og: Stinking Kevin.
ultramundanecom Time Bandits


The only one I can take a stab at is 15. Sounds like Momento.

6 - Wargames
14 - The Matrix

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8- Braveheart
9- The Princess Bride

Yes, and yes. I love that second quote... it's popped into my thoughts a lot about lately.

#13 Fight Club, wooooo

1. Brazil. These words were spoken by a six year old girl.
5. The reference to Nottingham suggests a Robin Hood movie, I've not watched any for some time so I'm guessing the Kevin Costner one.
8. Could that be "The Man Who Would Be King" ?
11. Sounds like the Count of Monty Cristo or a variation of that tale, there are so many.

Wow! I wasn't sure anybody would get the first one. My favorite movie of all time.

Wrong on the rest, but thanks for getting the most important one!

4 - from Risky Business, when poor little Tommy Cruise orders out for sex and gets a black ho with 'tude

One line that always stuck with me:

"Would you like a little drink? No? How about a baked potato with sour cream and chives?"

What movie is that from, Sir? A Woody Allen film?

#2: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. Although I might be cheating since I know that line more from the play than from the movie.

Excellent! Another item on the list is from a play... and one that is related to "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead". If you know what I mean.

I could NOT figure out 3, though I *knew* I knew it. You picked the ONE quote I would stumble on in that movie.

There are so many... what a great movie!

I thought that #3 was from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Which is close, but as I learned, wrong.

I won't spoil my #5 though; is that Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

It's Michael Palin... but *not* from a Monty Python movie! Can't you just see him saying that line?

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Correct! But I bet you didn't see parts 1 through 4.

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"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."


Ha! I knew #3 was Heathers even before the slushies.

True story, I saw Heathers in a World premiere with about thirty other people in a small basement theater on a college campus. Don't know why they showed it there. Anyway, the projectionist got the rells in the wrong order, and I thought the movie was a surrealist time-traveling masterpiece! I still love it... although I think the narrative is conventional when shown the proper order {grin}