Here is my puzzle for you. In the comments section below, please enter your best result for each of the following poker hands:
1. High card
2. One pair
3. Two pair
4. Three of a kind
7. Full house
8. Four of a kind
9. Straight flush
For example, if I picked the word "EAGLE", it might correspond to the following poker hand:
That's a pair of fives, with an ace high card. Can you beat that? Each hand must be a valid five-letter word, preferably in english. Bonus points if it appears in the Scrabble dictionary, but you might win if you have an amusing word that I like. Ace can be high or low in a straight, but not both.
Comments are hidden and the winner of the contest will be revealed Friday. Good luck!