mudcub (mudcub) wrote,
mudcub
mudcub
  • Mood: Reeking
  • Music: "Love Stinks" The J. Geils Band

Stinky

I've got a confession...

I like cologne. Sometimes I make myself smell like Calvin Klein: Obsession, Eternity, CK1. I've even been known to wear Polo, for that eighties flashback of my teenage years. I've been looking for that Old Spice odor of a daddybear, but I think they've changed the formula because it doesn't smell like I remember, the scratchy aftershave of older men. Maybe I'm thinking of Brut, or Hai Karate maybe.


Do you think they'll take away my leatherman membership card due to my tastes? I promise not to wear it to the bar. Nope, I'll be unshowered for that - right after a hot wrestling workout!
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