I like cologne. Sometimes I make myself smell like Calvin Klein: Obsession, Eternity, CK1. I've even been known to wear Polo, for that eighties flashback of my teenage years. I've been looking for that Old Spice odor of a daddybear, but I think they've changed the formula because it doesn't smell like I remember, the scratchy aftershave of older men. Maybe I'm thinking of Brut, or Hai Karate maybe.
Do you think they'll take away my leatherman membership card due to my tastes? I promise not to wear it to the bar. Nope, I'll be unshowered for that - right after a hot wrestling workout!