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Proof I Have A Big Heart

Now I know why some of my LiveJournal friends take photos of themselves at the doctor's office with tubes up their nose. I think it's because they hook you up to these machines, and then leave the room, leaving you alone with your cell phone and nothing else to do. As a youth, I would take that "alone time" to plunder the office for medical supplies that I would use for kinky fun back in my college dorm room later.

I'm having a few medical issues, but hopefully nothing to worry about. This was an EKG test for an enlarged heart, which is ok. I need to exercise more and lose weight - at 235 pounds, I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my life. I'm more worried about my upcoming colonoscopy. I've never had one of those before. I'm worried I will like it too much!

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After my mother's surgery for ovarian cancer, her lower GI collapsed, and they were worried, until she started farting....

Whatever the meds they gave her were, loopiness was a side effect, and she'd call me in the middle of the night (3 time zones away), and tell me, "Never call it farting again! It is A PRAYER!!!"!

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