Evidently, I look like Saddam Hussein, Tim Curry, Parker Posey(?), and Jesse Jackson. Yeah, that pretty much sums up my personality as well...
1. I have never smoked pot using a bong
2. I used to be a figure skater
3. I can juggle four bowling balls
4. I was extremely disappointed that the musical "Chess" didn't turn out to be ABBA's big comeback
5. I dislike Mother Theresa immensely
6. I want to start a thrash-metal-techno-irish-music-bagpipe rock band