Why can't I get laid?
When we finally met, you were kinda creepy.
I'll do it just to shut you up, you whiner!
I'm only teasing you by flirting... there's no way in hell we will ever have sex.
I want to! But you never call or email.
Judging from your LiveJournal blog, you're a psycho.
Shame on you. You have a boyfriend, and that's cheating.
You reek of bitterness and desperation, and that's just not sexy.
You're just not my type.
I fucked you already, and you weren't good enough to do twice.