February 24th, 2009

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Killer Angel

Here is a person I really hate: Romaine Patterson



Romaine is a talk show host on the soon-to-be-bankrupt Sirius/XM Radio. She is the spokebitch for the "Mangroomer", an expensive electric razor with a long handle, designed to remove all traces of pubic hair, because you know... adult men are "icky".

I called into her radio show last night on the OutQ station and got on the air. Romaine was complaining that seeing chest hair poking over the top of a man's t-shirt was disgusting. She was loud and shrill when I called in:

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But what I *wanted* to say is that Romaine is the classic man-hating lesbian, only accepting men if they are hairless pre-pubescent boys. When approached by a bear or hairy biker, her first instinct is to castrate them. She likes her gay men to be funny pink clowns like her co-host Derek, perfumed and fat, without a whiff of masculinity or power. Her prejudice will make many young gay men hate themselves when they start to sprout chest hair.

Take a look at the photo. Romaine is an ugly fat slag. She is an ignorant fuckhead, completely hypocritical in her misandry (the anti-male version of misogyny... I had to look it up), and spreading hate in order to make a buck. She sold shit once before, raping Matthew Shepard's corpse in order to write a badly-selling book about how she was actually the central focus of "The Laramie Project". She is an evil bitter person, completely poisonous to the gay community.

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