January 31st, 2010

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Doppelchainganger

The only celebrity I've been told I look like is Robert Downey Jr. But not the young good-looking Robert Downey Jr of "Weird Science" or "Air America". No, I've been told I look like the dissolute Robert Downey Jr of the nineties during his breakdown-and-drug-addiction phase. We've both got the bags under the eyes, the aging-hipster goatee. I just don't have even half his talent or money. But at least my bisexuality is real and not manufactured. {cough cough}.

Double

A college friend once told me, "Patrick you look like a badly-drawn cartoon character." And then he hastily added, "But I mean that in a GOOD way!"
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