Sometimes in a rugby game, the players do a "scrum". You might have seen it... it's the thing where they all grab onto each other and collide like two bighorn sheep fighting for domination. Anyway, to start the scrum at the same time, the referee calls out:
"Crouch... touch... pause... engage"
But whenever I hear that call, I always think:
"Crouch... touch paws... engage"
Which sounds like a lot more bearish fun.