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Sometimes in a rugby game, the players do a "scrum". You might have seen it... it's the thing where they all grab onto each other and collide like two bighorn sheep fighting for domination. Anyway, to start the scrum at the same time, the referee calls out:

"Crouch... touch... pause... engage"

But whenever I hear that call, I always think:

"Crouch... touch paws... engage"

Which sounds like a lot more bearish fun.


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That image elicits all sorts of stuff from my brain... whirling it all around and dumping it out at once...

The Lost Boys, Midsummer's Night's Dream, Into the Woods.... and all that combined with rude and lewd thoughts abounding, including urges to punch pound and beat... (I think that last part comes from the expression on your face...)

Kinda easy to tell I have been in a heightened sexual state all day...

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