mudcub (mudcub) wrote,
mudcub
mudcub

Hello from sunny Califuckyou

Why can't I get laid?

When we finally met, you were kinda creepy.
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I'll do it just to shut you up, you whiner!
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I'm only teasing you by flirting... there's no way in hell we will ever have sex.
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I want to! But you never call or email.
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Judging from your LiveJournal blog, you're a psycho.
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Shame on you. You have a boyfriend, and that's cheating.
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You reek of bitterness and desperation, and that's just not sexy.
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You're just not my type.
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I fucked you already, and you weren't good enough to do twice.
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