The problem I have is.... every time I see a guy wearing a rugby jersey, I have the strong urge to tackle him at the knees. Just lay him flat out on the ground in a full body slam. This happens with twinks at work, bears at the gay bar, or guys on the bus. I just want to hurt them a lot.
Hey, it's your fault. YOU wore the rugby jersey. It's not just supposed to be a fashion statement. If you aren't really a rugby player, it's like a red flag for a bull. Bettern git ready, boy.