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Question #7
Question #7

What's your favorite thing to do while smoking a cigar?

May favorite thing about cigars is that they are not cigarettes. They are impossible to chain-smoke. I'm a nervous guy, and I tend to drink and eat far too quickly. With cigarettes, I look like a drag queen at the bar, wrist cocked, lighting one Marlboro off the other.

But with a cigar, I have to kick back. And I love to have a happy leather pup at my feet, kissing my boots. I love to be able to reach a hand down absent-mindedly and scratch him behind the ears.

I love all the ritual with cigar smoking. I like the boy to cut my cigar for me, then to light it while he is on his knees, his eyes looking up into mine. Then he can go back to kneeling and licking. Or, maybe I'd use him for a footstool and tell him not to wiggle so much.

But as the cigar burns down and the smoke starts to make me horny, then I get pretty frisky myself. I like to let the ash grow really long, until the suspense of when it's going to fall off. Then, I'd get my leather pup to sit up... his mouth open and ready to receive my ash. Then I'm a nice guy and I will pour a swig of beer into his mouth to wash it down. Or maybe a shot of whisky or... some other fluid.

I like to smear my ash all over his face too. I apologize... I'm pretty kinky. Since the leather pup is on the floor, I like it if he is dirty. Spill some beer on the floor and make him roll in it until he's sticky. It just makes it more fun to clean him up later. Singe some hair with the flame as it burns down. Make the boy chew on the extinguished butt - or put the cigar butt up the *boy's* butt.

Then finally, have the boy light me another cigar and the cycle can start again - but harder this time.

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You know I'm a cigar fanatic, but I don't think I've quite enjoyed a cigar in the same fashion. Sounds like we appreciate some of the same aspects of cigar smoking though, in terms of flavor intensity, ash expectation (a ritual in itself), and sheer longevity. Ah.

A friend of mine does this odd ritual every year for his birthday. He sets out a selection of his favorite things: dark chocolate, sipping whisky, a good book, dessert and coffee, and a cigar. I forget the order is which he does everything - it's more elaborate than salt, lime, and tequila. I've never tried to copy him, but I love the idea...

*takes notes as his bday is in 2 weeks*

If you go the cigar route and haven't tried these I highly recommend them; on the stronger side I do a Padron 1926 Anniversary Edition maduro torpedo, and for a smoother smoke the Partagas 160 Cifuente Especial is golden.

I'd have to order them now to get them here in time. I'd just use one or two in my humidor.

OK. You smoke cigars too? You just moved up a couple of notches on the hotness profile! Damn. I enjoy the Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur No 1.

I'm not on a first name basis with them, but I do enjoy the occasional one. The weather's too crappy to enjoy them up here--too cold, mostly--so I don't get much opportunity. And I don't smoke in the house unless everyone's drunk.

And I'm stopping there before I get into details.


I bet those are some interesting details though :-)

Interesting...fun...illegal in 7 states...whatev.

Drin scotch of course.

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