Are you the enigma you appear to be?
Really? Am I mysterious? I like to think my life is an open book. I'm not really complicated. I'm not really interesting. Thank god I'm gay, because otherwise there would be nothing at all for people to talk to me about.
I try to keep the whining down... I apologize if I talk to much about myself.
It's your journal. The point is to talk about yourself.
You're not forcing us to read it. If we get bored, we scroll down.