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Don't Cry For Me, Argh and Teasing
Black eye
After whining about only getting laid twice last year, I decided to do something about it. So, I called up some friends and made concrete plans to get together. I made sure to be specific. Instead of saying, "Let's get together sometime," I'd say, "Are you free Saturday from 2 to 6 pm?" To sweeten the pot, I'd describe one or two of their favorite things that I wanted to do to them. The plan seems to be working - as a result, I've had great sex every night this week. 

Warning: you may really, really not want to 

Saturday: My partner and I went over to a friend's house for dinner and to play boardgames with a lot of his coworkers. After the straight people left, we went down to his dungeon for a few hours. The highlights? I put the guy into some sweaty wrestling bondage, using only my own naked body. I tried to remember all my old wresting holds from high school (half nelson, full nelson, cradle...) while my partner tortured the helpless boy with the Horrible Thing, a battery powered milk frother. Afterwards, there was all sorts of fisting, first with the friend and then later with me in bondage, hood, and fistmitts in the sling. My partner has really really big hands. 

Sunday: I didn't get enough of the sling, so instead of watching football, my partner and I had our own superbowl party. Once again I was in the sling, but with more restraints this time: fistmitts chained to the ceiling, hood, blindfold, gag, and best of all, a Bardex. If you don't know what that is, well... let's just say I was very full and then very empty, over and over again. And there wasn't a thing I could do about it. 

Monday: My rugby team starts practicing soon in the snow, but in the meantime, I met a kinky English coach online who wants to put me through some hard training and forced exercise. I've been jogging 30 minutes every day in uncomfortable gear: soaking wet rugby jerseys, rubber "sauna suits", mud, sweat, and slime. The coach promises me that he will email me future training sessions - the one Wednesday involves swimming outside in a local pond while wearing full Army BDUs, boots, and carrying a backpack full of sand. I'll let you know how that one goes. The coach also regulates my diet, putting me on a strict food regimen of vegetables and low-calorie meals. The training is going well so far, since I'm down to 206 pounds from a high of 225 last month. 

Tuesday: More kinky sex - a rough scene with my partner is planned. He's going to tie me up and spank me until I cry. And then he's going to do it some more...

If you don't know me well, or are squeamish, it might be better if you just went on to the next post.

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Hot. I wish I was wired up for SM because it sounds like a lot of fun.

The icon is hot too. Love the beat-up look. ;-)


Damn, you're dirty!!! Keep em coming!

Oh, and thanks for mentioning Bardex...might have to get one! I just last week saw an inflatable bulb for anal play, and want to get one! (Saw it used, too...HOT! It grew to like a watermelon size!)
Oh, and WOOF! *EG*

LOve the image of you gettting full then empty over and over again! I've been eyeing a Bartex for a couple years now.

Can I come play too?

what the heck is a bartex?! somebody help a boy out here....

The term Bardex Enema is used as a term for an anal retention catheter.

HOT and everything everyone all said...

I finally realized the headline is to be sung.

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