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My username is _____ because ____

Mudcub, because in the days of BBSs, I needed a six-letter username for something. I tried "Cub Wannabe" for a while until I fully came out of the closet and claimed bear status. Mudcub is a reference to the fact that I love to get dirty, both physically and mentally.

My name is _____ because ______.

Patrick Layne Kellogg because my parents were going to name me "Jeffrey" until there was a really annoying little kid moved in next door to them when my mom was pregnant. They changed my name to avoid thinking about that brat. The name "Layne" was from the credits of a TV show my parents were watching. So, the middle name could be a lot worse, if they were watching wrestling at the time. Believe it or not, even though I love Irish music and have the name Patrick Kellogg, I am not Irish at all. I own the domain http://www.patrickkellogg.com, which pisses off this guy from Mexico who gets homosexual-related spam intended for me.

My friends page is called ____ because ____.

Nothing. I didn't know you could name them.

My default userpic is ____ because ____

A badly scanned facepic from a racy Bear calendar I modeled for in 1994 when I was 24 and just came out. You can't see it, but I'm shirtless, wearing suspenders and fireman's pants, leaning up against a ladder propped in the back porch of the late lamented Denver bar "The Triangle". A lot of people think I am better looking in person than in my photos, which I guess is a compliment... if a slightly backhanded one.
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