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I'm an Idiot - Part 1

So, I was trying to find a Master at CLAW who would love me forever and treat me horribly.

But it seems like the vendor room was all sold out of them. I was wondering why I couldn't find a big ol' daddybear to talk to all night, but three little submissives came up and talked to me. Did I look like a mean top? Was I sending out dominant vibes?

Then I figured it out... I was flagging left all night. I had a hanky in the wrong pocket. Left means submissive, correct? For some reason, I thought "the top is always RIGHT" and I got the signal wrong.

Damn those sneaky hanky codes!
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