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I Am A Wild Blue Beast

Stolen from Radar magazine

"A globetrotter's guide to euphemisms for guys who are a little light in the loafers:"

He is a little bird (Yiddish)
He is a little deer (Brazilian Portuguese)
He is a flyswatter (French)
He is from the other shore (German)
He walks on the far sidewalk (Spanish)
He is a vendor of pots and pans (Portuguese)
He is a beechnut (Czech)
He is a wild blue beast (Zulu)
He is a warm-water person (Slovenian)
He makes "ding dang" sounds (Greek)
He is one of Lot's people (Arabic)
He is in the relationship of the cutting of the sleeve (Mandarin)
He is a cooking pot (Japanese)
His blood is green (Tagalog)
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  • Bad Clams

    This is a trap, so hopefully all new spam comments will go to here.

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    Quiz time: I was trying to read a building schematic yesterday, and there was an interior wall that was 7 3/8 inches long on the blueprint. In the…

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