Overheard this weekend:
"I won't suck your dick... but I'll hold it in my mouth until the swelling goes down."
- There are pills for that now
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I've sooo gotta use that line one day!
Again, another post that brought about three drops of pee in my jock-awesomely funny bro...
I like that!
"But it might take a while... Get comfortable."
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