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There are pills for that now
Overheard this weekend:

"I won't suck your dick... but I'll hold it in my mouth until the swelling goes down."

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I've sooo gotta use that line one day!

Again, another post that brought about three drops of pee in my jock-awesomely funny bro...

"But it might take a while... Get comfortable."

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