I spent last weekend in NYC with thornyc. What an amazing man, and what an amazing town. I love New York City, but most of all I love the food. I was told that there are no bad restaurants in the city, because they wouldn't survive. I don't know if that's true, but I sure put a lot of wonderful things in my mouth over the last three days.
All-liquid diet: a smoothie, soup, tea, soda, and water. I had my reasons.
Popcorn and a Diet coke watching "Hamlet 2". Quick review: absolutely hilarious, though I'm not sure I liked the movie. Maybe merely being funny isn't enough to be one of my all-time favorites, but I laughed so hard my chest ached... if you know that feeling.
I started with some delicious smoked salmon. The menu read, "smoked eel, salsify, guava, puffed yuzu", but what came out looked like artwork... various colors smeared across a warped white plate. Yuzu is a type of grapefruit popular in japan. I have *no* idea how Wylie puffed it up like a rice crispy. It kind of goes against God and nature. But it was quite a flavor experience.
For dinner, Thornyc had the "pork ribs, fried plantain, rhubarb, jerk consomme". It looked like brightly colored children's building blocks in a pool of delicious liquid. I had "duck breast, spaghetti squash, almond polenta, and pomelo molasses", which tasted like Thanksgiving would on Mars - a lot of fall flavors but nothing really recognizable.
Dessert was the most spectaular, "toasted coconut cake, carob, smoked cashew, brown butter sorbet". Though ostensibly a dessert, the main flavor was "smoke". Everything was toasted, roasted, or smoked, to the point that hours later, the aroma was coming out of my sweat. It was appropriate, given the other things going on all weekend. Thank You Sir Thor, for the experiences.
Party at Ernie's and Greg's (faghatesgods and mondragon). What a great time with a fun bunch of guys. I'm glad I met you all - sorry if I was distracted and didn't talk for long. There was an amazing pink frosted tropical carrot cake, as well as a chocolate cake that really *was* "death".
Also throughout the weekend
Lots of ash
Used chewing gum
A cigar butt
Various people's spit
My diet starts again... honest. I forgot to do my pushups yesterday, which will mean more punishment with the cattle prod.