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I take security very seriously. My clearance is a big reason why I still have a job in this economy. So, I make sure that I do everything correctly: boxes locked down, no cell phones in the "SCIF", memorize all passwords, "portion mark" all documents, clear my desk and lock everything away at the end of the day, don't use the secure "red" phone while someone else is making an unclassified phone call, and a lot more.

One of the odd things about working with the military are all the posters that go up in the office. These went up this week. I love the socialist look of some of the artwork... workers unite! But while the guys in the posters are kind of hot, it's kind of depressing to walk past dead bodies floating from a sinking ship every day. Still, they get me kind of excited with all the blood and dirt. Am I a bad person?

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I like the "Loose talk can cause this" one. *rwar*

Some of my first sexual fantasies involved Bob Crane in Hogan's Heroes. I loved seeing all those friendly funny soldiers smearing grease on their faces. It made being a prisoner of war look so fun! Hrm... maybe I should try to recreate that experience with a friend or two. Anybody want to try and simulate a conentration camp with me?

Yes. Bob Crane. Leather fighter jacket. Yes. Now showing regularly on cable. Yes.

There was an episode where an airplane crashed near the Stalag, and Colonel Klink captured the pilot, tied him to a chair, and tortured him by feeding him things. It was a huge fantasy of mine for years, but I've never been able to find that episode. Maybe I'll check for the DVDs.

I don't think I've ever seen that episode. Of course I also love the ones where Hogan gets to dress up in a Nazi uniform, you know, so he can go to Hammelburg. Or something.

And the fag in me loves the Russian Diva. has a large number of episodes online. It might be there.

Having attended military SERE (Survival Evasion,Resistance, and Escape) courses I've got a few ideas that might trip your trigger...

Oh man, I've always wanted to know exactly what happens during the Resistance training part of that. You have a second volunteer for a prisoner. ;o{)

I don't speak German; but my Russian can be brushed up, da?

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Re: unrelated: kilts

I made my own kilt. I thought it was cooler that way... really unique and interesting. But like everything I own... it's in storage, probably never to be seen again!

That "strength of the Lord" one seems a bit, ummm, unconstitutionally displayed!

I just loved the dirty work glove.

yes, you're a terrible person and you must be punished. It's very important to start punishing you as soon as possible. A wide variety of seriously depraved punishments will have to be administered. Most of the punishments will probably cause nearly everyone on your LJ friends list to develop massive, throbbing hardons, so detailed photographs will certainly be essential.......

No, You said Your boy was keeping You too busy these days to play with other slaves. Please keep in mind that i would work around Your busy schedule... appearing early in the morning, or late at night, and disappearing just as quickly if You desire...

Edited at 2008-11-05 11:11 pm (UTC)

then I probably need to find the time. I'll discuss it with you in another forum, soon.

You should substitute some of these parodies and see if anyone notices.

These are the creations of Micah Ian Wright.

Do you not think that these pictures are so nostalgic, and yet so up-to-date? :o)

You have a TS or a TS SCI clearance?

Yes, if you really have a TS, then you're not supposed to reveal it to those who don't have a need to know.

Back when I was working for your present employer, my department had a Security Coordinator. One time he wrote the combination to his security lock on his desk pad. Of course that meant that all of our lock combinations were "at risk", since he had the master notebook with all of them written down. So the locksmith came in and changed everyone's combination the next day. As a result the job of Security Coordinator was given to someone else, but the perpetrator wasn't fired.

I was subjected to those work posters for over a decade and they didn't look anything like the ones you posted.

Chuck, I can't tell you what clearance I had

Edited at 2008-11-06 10:06 am (UTC)

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