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In honor of today's "Day Without A Gay", I've decided to call myself straight for 24 hours.

Oh, don't get me wrong... I'm still going to have gay sex. In fact, I've got a date later tonight. But I'm going to have gex sex like a straight person: I'm going to drink a lot beforehand, and then keep saying how, "I've never done anything like this before!"

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In my early twenties several friends of mine used to joke that I had a stamp made that said "You're my first." I never said anything like "I've never done anything like this before" lol

I'd like to see a tattoo. Would be LOLworthy.

I've had a problem lately because I think I'm moving into saying I have intermediate experience in S&M. So, someone will tie me down and ask, "So, have you done needle play before?"

"Well yes Sir. But no Sir. i mean... i had two needles in each nipple once and then they were removed. And it was an interesting feeling. But now i see You rolling a mobile cart towards me with two huge boxes of various gauge needles and sharps containers and towels to catch the blood, and i have a feeling that i can properly say i have never done needles in the way that i fear i will experience in the next few minutes. Sir."

Oh I so get that, did you read my camp experience concerning needle play?

No, I didn't! I'll look for your post.

I'm a little annoyed in the BDSM community that the mechanics of a scene get a lot more attention and planning than the intent. You know better than me that a caning can be more gentle that clothespins, if done in a certain way. So, I hate the idea that fetishes are some sort of checklist where someone can tell me, "Oh, an interrogation scene! I've done that before!"

No you haven't boy. Not with *me*...

Yes, different things with different people and all the variables and such... Me and I think one of your playmates in San Jose have a mutual friend who is absolutely evil with clothespins.

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