But I was surprised that people suggested I get a motorcycle license. Don't you know those things are dangerous? The traffic in California is crazy enough already. But maybe it will let me get initiated into the Rainbow Motorcycle Club, and you know I'm all about initiation ceremonies.
Here are my 2009 New Years Resolutions:
- Start painting gay nude bears doing leather sex
- Get a motorcycle license
- Meditate regularly
- Keep a journal
- Ride a horse
- Go to Iceland
- See a therapist about ADD
- Get ready to be a slave (emotionally, financially, physically, and more)
- Go whitewater rafting
- Go skydiving
- Throw a party to recruit people to play gay rugby
- Get a biweekly massage
- Start a charitable trust
- Find a Master
- Record a song on my computer
