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Killer Angel

Here is a person I really hate: Romaine Patterson

Romaine is a talk show host on the soon-to-be-bankrupt Sirius/XM Radio. She is the spokebitch for the "Mangroomer", an expensive electric razor with a long handle, designed to remove all traces of pubic hair, because you know... adult men are "icky".

I called into her radio show last night on the OutQ station and got on the air. Romaine was complaining that seeing chest hair poking over the top of a man's t-shirt was disgusting. She was loud and shrill when I called in:

Me: "Hi, my name is Patrick and I'm a bear in San Jose, California."

(sound effect of a long fart)

Me: "I think you as a lesbian selling a razor for men's back hair is like me selling a 'home clitorectomy kit' if I thought women's vaginas were disgusting."

Romaine: (long pause, then loud ranting) "... I think men have to be GROOMED... if I can see their hair, then it's wrong..."

Me: "But hair is a secondary sexual characteristic. I this it's no more appropriate for you to tell men how to look that it would be for me to tell lesbians to shave their legs or armpits. I treasure the diesel dykes and other women in my life and I wouldn't think of telling them how to dress."

Romaine: "It's like guys talking about dresses at the Academy Awards. I shave my snatch. And I know I'll get shit from the lesbians out there, but I don't shave my legs..."

(Then, after saying my two sentences, my time was up, and they went on to the next caller)

But what I *wanted* to say is that Romaine is the classic man-hating lesbian, only accepting men if they are hairless pre-pubescent boys. When approached by a bear or hairy biker, her first instinct is to castrate them. She likes her gay men to be funny pink clowns like her co-host Derek, perfumed and fat, without a whiff of masculinity or power. Her prejudice will make many young gay men hate themselves when they start to sprout chest hair.

Take a look at the photo. Romaine is an ugly fat slag. She is an ignorant fuckhead, completely hypocritical in her misandry (the anti-male version of misogyny... I had to look it up), and spreading hate in order to make a buck. She sold shit once before, raping Matthew Shepard's corpse in order to write a badly-selling book about how she was actually the central focus of "The Laramie Project". She is an evil bitter person, completely poisonous to the gay community.

Good for you! You clearly have more class and intelligence that she and I applaud you for confronting her directly ;-)

I think it's more like "If *I* can't hve testoterone, goddammit, NO ONE can!!!"


Unfortunately, lots of men feel this way as well.

Does she have an email address??? Does her show?

I think this is worthy of a Bug rant, ala THIS ONE

Re: Let me at her...

You bet! Let her have it, bug!


I imagine from her mugshot that she wants men all shaved and smooth so she can appear more manly... Ugh.

I hate the hair-removal drive of society. I had no choice with chemo... Everyone else is gonna have to fight me to remove it.

I had no choice with chemo...

LOL, and for those of us who are follicley challenged, I was beyond contempt when they shaved off my pubes to place the cardiac catheters! And I wish one day tattooing could be done without having to shave, cause that certainly wasn't very pretty either!
I actually I don't mind a bit of "manscaping", cause that shit be growing wild and hiding my bits (g). But the shaved smooth look by choice and on a grown man is just not pretty!

UGH. A man without any hair is just a kid to me.
She should worry about her own appearance.

Please stop holding back and being so polite! Tell us what you really think!

Thank You Sir... i never want to reflect badly on You.

I agree with you completely.

And I am frankly quite happy to hear that I am not the only one that believes she raped the corpse of Matthew Shepard for her own glory. I have made that comment on more than one occasion and have gotten horrified looks from stating what appears to be so painfully obvious. Her only claim to fame is that she gets straight truckers worked up by saying "pussy" repeatedly on a multi-million dollar satellite.

The only reason she's hawking the razor is because if she didn't shave she'd look like Cousin Itt.

Edited because I had more to say.

Edited at 2009-02-24 09:51 pm (UTC)

Thanks for agreeing. This picture disgusted me:


A moody black-and-white photo of Romaine crying at the fence where Matthew died. Not since renaissance painters portrayed Mary at the foot of the cross has someone tried so hard to create a picture of themselves crying beautifully.

It reminds me of Jesse Jackson waving MLK's bloody shirt. Romaine turned a moment of tragedy into a career for herself as a political activist. Her biggest accomplishment? Railing against Eminem lyrics. What a blowhard and a user.

Edited at 2009-02-25 07:15 am (UTC)

Maybe she gained wieght because she is a self hating lesbian working on a two bit "satlite" radio show who is going to loose her only reason to exist when the sateites come crashing down to earth and would have to fave the stark reality that no one actually likes her?

Personally i dont like my back hair but i like the rest of it. SIR like the back hair.

i wonder how it would be if they had "hello cunts" on thier web page instead of bitches.

Dawgs have hair! At least they should, IMHO


My beard would probably give her a stroke... a shirtless photo of me shamelessly brandishing my dangerous pelt would probably make her drop dead on the spot.

Let's take the chance! ;)

Edited at 2009-02-24 09:10 pm (UTC)

I would hope most gay men know better than to take grooming advice from a lesbian. If you aren't sexually attracted to men why the fuck would you be taken seriously on the subject of a man's look. And who does she think she is to give this advice. Amazing.

Nice going Patrick, go get 'em!

I'm not the hairiest guy around but I DO have it in all the right places thogh and that means down there and on legs and arms, and chest too, fuzzy at best everywhere else though.

And no, I don't want to be clean shaven ANYTHING.

It's People like her that have many men feeling oppressed (although truth be told, they let themselves be oppressed) So I say, Cut it bitch and let us be and if you didn't like all that pelt, then go find someone who is naturally hairless then.

BTW, I do on occason tidy up my wild unrulies down there to merely get rid of the extra long curlies and such but never shave it though. :-)

I'm fine taking on misandry, but you're being pretty misogynist yourself by calling her an "ugly fat slag." I mean, for centuries now men have dismissed feminism, feminists, and everything they (we) fight for by calling them fat and/or ugly, 'cause pretty thin women don't need feminism. And as a self-proclaimed bear, why would you link her fatness with her personal or political beliefs, especially in a derogatory way?

I like your blog (and you!) but think you oughta check your own misogyny and it's intersections with fatphobia.


I like heavier women, and I think she's quite attractive.

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Re: this lady disagrees


I have to agree with the previous comment about calling her names makes your case, if anything it reflects on you and your personality. just my 2 cents

btw, are you saying fat men can not be masculine?

I think he's saying that this person would find a man with a muscular/burly build threatening.