Here is a person I really hate: Romaine Patterson
Romaine is a talk show host on the soon-to-be-bankrupt Sirius/XM Radio. She is the spokebitch for the "Mangroomer", an expensive electric razor with a long handle, designed to remove all traces of pubic hair, because you know... adult men are "icky".
I called into her radio show last night on the OutQ station and got on the air. Romaine was complaining that seeing chest hair poking over the top of a man's t-shirt was disgusting. She was loud and shrill when I called in:
(sound effect of a long fart)
Me: "I think you as a lesbian selling a razor for men's back hair is like me selling a 'home clitorectomy kit' if I thought women's vaginas were disgusting."
Romaine: (long pause, then loud ranting) "... I think men have to be GROOMED... if I can see their hair, then it's wrong..."
Me: "But hair is a secondary sexual characteristic. I this it's no more appropriate for you to tell men how to look that it would be for me to tell lesbians to shave their legs or armpits. I treasure the diesel dykes and other women in my life and I wouldn't think of telling them how to dress."
Romaine: "It's like guys talking about dresses at the Academy Awards. I shave my snatch. And I know I'll get shit from the lesbians out there, but I don't shave my legs..."
(Then, after saying my two sentences, my time was up, and they went on to the next caller)
But what I *wanted* to say is that Romaine is the classic man-hating lesbian, only accepting men if they are hairless pre-pubescent boys. When approached by a bear or hairy biker, her first instinct is to castrate them. She likes her gay men to be funny pink clowns like her co-host Derek, perfumed and fat, without a whiff of masculinity or power. Her prejudice will make many young gay men hate themselves when they start to sprout chest hair.
Take a look at the photo. Romaine is an ugly fat slag. She is an ignorant fuckhead, completely hypocritical in her misandry (the anti-male version of misogyny... I had to look it up), and spreading hate in order to make a buck. She sold shit once before, raping Matthew Shepard's corpse in order to write a badly-selling book about how she was actually the central focus of "The Laramie Project". She is an evil bitter person, completely poisonous to the gay community.