mudcub (mudcub) wrote,
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These are the jokes, folks...

me: Did you see the video with the turtle trying to have sex with a tennis shoe?

allanh: Yes, that's a box turtle Herman's Tortoise. They're really dumb, and try to have sex with anything

me: That sounds like a boyfriend I used to have

other person at bear brunch today: You say that as if it's a bad thing

me: Well, sex with him was fantastic, but my shoes were all DESTROYED

I swear, I work all week on new material, and try to perfect the perfect Paul Lynde delivery, and I didn't even get a laugh. I really don't know why I bother... {grin}
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